New Year's Resolutions

A list of New Year's Resolutions for professional, and some collegiate, organizations:

NFL: The NFL should resolve to make more money on illegal hits next season because they obviously didn't make enough this year. Oh wait, maybe they should just resolve to have a 2011 season!

NBA: The NBA should resolve to highlight more than 5 players: Miami's big three, Kobe, and Blake Griffin. Aren't there other players in the NBA? I'm not really sure, I only hear about these 5.

MLB: The MLB should resolve to...ummm no one really cares about baseball during football season.

NHL: The NHL should resolve to find more ways to get people to watch them like play a game in a baseball stadium on New Year's day, oh they've already done that?? I'm out of ideas.

NCAA F: The NCAA should resolve to educate their players on what it means to be a college athlete. Maybe they will 5 years down the road when the Heisman trust decides to take away Cam Newton's Heisman before they actually finish their "investigation".

NCAA BB: The NCAA should resolve to expand the Big Dance, again.