Ten things: Jay Cutler

The top ten things Jay Cutler needs to do after the NFC Championship game:

10. Cancel your twitter account, or just don't even sign on for the next year.

9. Bring Brian Urlacher with you whenever you go out in public, he'll protect you.

8. Have surgery. Wait, does a sprained MCL require surgery?

7. Keep doing those footwork drills twice a week, that will get your team to the Superbowl.

6. Have a comment about your heart because we are all still wondering about it.

5. Walk around Chicago on crutches, but be careful people may throw flaming #6 jerseys at you.

4. Listen to what Mark Sanchez says after a loss, and take notes.

3. Watch a couple of episodes of "The Hills" with Kristin Cavallari, then maybe your problems won't seem as big.

2. Thank your teammates for defending you, again, and again. And again.

1. Get back on Chicago's good side. Wait, is that even possible? Maybe just request a trade.